It takes a certain disposition to have a mid-life crisis at 26 and Darcy has done just that, moving from the sweaty, noisy kitchens of Melbourne to the decidedly cooler and better-soundtracked shop floor of The Gentry. An absolute weapon behind the broom and soon to be one behind the clippers, Darcy is our apprentice, though we suspect he may hold advanced qualifications in talking total rubbish. At least he looks good doing it (his words).